This hilarious joke is not for the easily offended. Feel free to share it with friends who appreciate a good laugh.
One day, young Timmy arrives home early from school and walks into a surprising scene. He sees his parents completely naked, with his mom on top of his dad. Timmy is bewildered and has no idea what they’re doing.
In an attempt to handle the awkward situation, his mom quickly instructs Timmy to go to his room, promising to explain everything later. Timmy obediently goes upstairs and patiently waits for his mom to join him.
When his mom finally settles beside him, she asks, “Timmy, what did you see?”
Timmy responds candidly, “I saw you and dad naked, and you were on top of him, bouncing up and down.”
His mom ponders how to tackle the delicate topic of s.e.x, realizing that she needs to go grocery shopping and doesn’t have time for a thorough explanation at the moment. Suddenly, a clever idea pops into her head.
“Is that all you saw? Do you have any idea what we were doing?” she asks.
Timmy innocently replies, “That’s all I saw, and I have no idea.”
With a mischievous smile, Timmy’s mom begins her creative explanation, “Well, Timmy, when you become older, just like your father and me, it’s important to exercise. Sometimes, when your father’s belly becomes too big and fills with air, we get naked. Then, I sit on top of your father and bounce up and down, pressing my hands on his tummy to release all the air and make him skinny again.”
Timmy bursts into laughter, leaving his puzzled mother curious. She asks, “What’s so funny?”
Still chuckling, Timmy manages to explain, “That’s not going to work! Every time you leave, the babysitter just blows him back up again.”
Haha! Timmy’s mom certainly didn’t expect that response!
