The Relentless Parrot: A Feathered Insult Comedy
A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her: “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work. The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says: “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She’s livid, and storms off. A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says: “Hey lady, you are really, really ugly.” The lady is...
Continue reading...Mrs. Perks asked her class
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said: “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her: “Boy, is she going to get in...
Continue reading...After a fire damaged his wife’s beauty, the husband refuses to leave her
Australian Turia Pitt, 24, had it all: a successful career, a partner, and beauty. The girl’s life significantly turned on September 2, 2011, when she almost perished in a fire. Nevertheless, Turia could not only survive the disaster but also improve her quality of life. Forty participants began the 100-kilometer event that RacingThePlanet was holding that September day. The competitors could only cover a fourth of the distance before the nearby grass and bushes took fire. Although these kinds of fires are frequent in Australia this time of year, the organizers neglected to take safety precautions beforehand, and numerous athletes,...
Continue reading...I Paid for My Seat, I’ll Recline It As Much As I Want
The drama of reclining your seat fully on a flight is a common one—should personal comfort take priority over the comfort of others? When Adam chose to recline his seat, the pregnant woman sitting behind him voiced her discomfort, stiring an unexpected chain of events. Here’s his story. Here is Adam’s letter: I fully reclined my seat on a 9-hour flight. The very pregnant woman behind me started pushing my seat and nagging that she didn’t have enough legroom. I told her, “If you want luxury, buy business!” She went quiet, and some time later, I realized she wasn’t there...
Continue reading...Why a chєating married man won’t leave his wife for side-chicks
Chєating among married men has become so commonplace. That’s a fact. But what is also visible is that despite this continuous rise in infidєlity among married men, they somehow always remain married. These are reasons why they never leave the wife for the side chick. 1. He loves his wife Now the idea that someone would love his wife and chєat on her may sound seriously conflicted but it does seem to happen. People who claim to love their wives have been known to have side chicks despite a staunch, unshakable decision to never let go of the wife no...
Continue reading...Mom ordered to cover herself up when breastfeeding
A new mom on vacation with her family in Mexico was told to cover up while breastfeeding her baby — and her creative response has gone viral. Melanie Dudley, a mother of three from Austin, Texas, was at a restaurant when she started to feed her 4-month-old baby. “I was on vacation in Cabo San Lucas with my entire family and a man asked me to cover myself,” she told Yahoo Lifestyle. “I’m usually discreet but we were seated in the back of the restaurant.” So Dudley asked her husband to hand her a cover and instead of covering her...
Continue reading...Things in a woman that men find more important than her hot body
The body is definitely the first thing anyone notices about a person. Even in matters of love, a girl with hot body is likely to attract a guy. That is, however, not the only factor that appeals to eyes of men. Relationships are not entirely based on external appearances, and therefore other thing such as personality, self-esteem, and wittiness have a lot to do with attracting men. That being said, here are 10 things in a woman that are more important to a man than her hot body. 1. Intelligence Women are under the false perception that men like the...
Continue reading...Royal fans think Meghan Markle looks just like Princess Kate in new photo
Meghan Markle made an impressive return to the spotlight on Monday, following weeks of absence. The 41-year-old made a surprise appearance in a video tribute to her close friend Misan Harriman, and all eyes were on her new look. Meghan Markle revealed a new style during a surprise video appearance. Meghan unveiled a sleek new look by styling her long hair poker straight. Fans were quick to note her strong resemblance to her royal sister-in-law, Princess Kate. The Duchess appeared to have lightened her hair with a warm honey tint akin to Kate’s, and she wore radiant natural makeup, which...
Continue reading...I Had a Child at 40 to Please My Mother
Having a child is one of the most personal choices a person can make. For Delilah, however, it wasn’t just her decision. At 42, she agreed to become a mother at her mother’s insistence, swayed by the promise of inheriting her family’s wealth. But a straightforward agreement quickly fell into a series of surprising events. What followed left Delilah reeling, her life turned upside down. Let’s read her story below. Delilah’s letter: My husband and I, we never wanted kids. When I turned 40, my mother said, “If you keep me without a grandchild, don’t expect a penny of my...
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