A teacher said to her class, “Right, I’m going to hold something beneath the desk, and I want you to guess what it is. This one is round and red.”
Little Johnny’s hand shot up, but he was ignored.
“It’s a plum, miss,” said a girl.
“No, it’s an apple, but I like your way of thinking.
The next one is oval shaped and green.”
The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, “It’s a kiwi, miss.”
“No, it’s a guana, but I like your way of thinking.”
Little Johnny said, ” I got one, miss, it’s stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib.”
“Johny, that’s disgusting!” shouted the teacher.
“No, it’s a match, but I like your way of thinking.” said Little Johnny.
