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Coach Sanders Benched One Of His Best For Kneeling: “Be Grateful For What You Have”

Colorado Head Coach Deion Sanders has been in the national spotlight a lot lately for his play-calling on the field. What he’s not getting any attention for is the woke “anthem kneeling” movement. That’s because Sanders is so opposed to the whole thing that he benched one of his star players for the Oregon game, which ended in a devastating loss. “He had to learn,” said Sanders, “that’s not why we’re here. If you want to protest, get a liberal arts degree and go hang out with a bullhorn on the quad.” The player he sat out, Running Back Joe...

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Great-grandson of ‘Aunt Jemima’ is angry at Quaker Oats’ decision to change logo and name

The Aunt Jemima brand was originally founded in 1889 and became a staple in everyone’s morning breakfast routine for the next 130+ years before its sudden downfall in the summer of 2020 – which resulted in a name and logo change as the company started a new chapter as the Pearl Milling Company. The change was spurred by a rise in civil unrest following the death of George Floyd, a 46-year-old African American who was murdered by a police officer in Minnesota on May 25, 2020. His death made national headlines and was used as an example of police brutality...

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High school football team decided to take a knee for the anthem, the refs taught them a lesson

The act of kneeling during the national anthem, initiated by former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick as a silent protest against police brutality, has sparked heated debates and divisive reactions across the United States. As people from all walks of life either join in or criticize the movement, a high school football game in Monroe offered a new dimension to the controversy. Monroe High School’s football team, inspired by Kaepernick’s protest, took a knee during the national anthem before a game. This action, however, was met with a counter-protest by the game’s referees. Ernie Lunardelli, 54, and Anthony Lunardelli, 27, both...

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Riley Gaines and Candace Owens Team Up And Demolish Whoopi Goldberg: “She Hates Everything”

Candace Owens had Riley Gaines on her show, and boy was it worth watching. Since she tapes at the same time as “T^he View,” Candace and her new friend decided they’d call in and talk to Whoopi Goldberg. “She hates everything,” said Candace, “I doubt she’ll even take the call.” She was right, of course. Whoopi declined to talk to the two young stars in person but she did send a message through her producers. “There’s no room for extremists on The View,” she said, “And there never will be.” Considering she’s the real extremist, the irony was palpable. Candace...

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Man warns drivers to ‘think twice’ before going electric

A driver is warning people to ‘think twice’ before buying an electric vehicle. Hotel manager Rob Alcock bought his motor just four months ago and was disappointed when he failed to get over 120 miles from a single charge – despite the range being advertised as 209. When the Carnoustie, Scotland resident tried to return it with 3,000 miles on the clock, his dealer told him it had depreciated a whopping $19,000. The Trouble Begins Alcock purchased his EV in the hopes of embracing a greener lifestyle but found himself in a difficult situation. After driving only 3000 miles, his...

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Guy Fieri Cancels Garth Brooks’ Regular Reservation: “There’s No Bud Light Here”

After Guy Fieri was spotted at a UFC event with former President Donald Trump, he was immediately thrust into the culture war of the liberals. Within hours they began calling him a sellout and boycotting his restaurants. He stayed out of it, for the most part, until he heard about a strange note on a reservation request from none other than Garth Brooks. “The note said he was bringing a camera crew and to have plenty of Bud Light ready,” said Fieri’s BBQ and Gastropub Manager Joe Barron, “so I called GFuy and told him Brooks was staging some kind...

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90-Year-Old Woman Hasn’t Missed a Single Day of Work in 74 Years, Cries When She Finally Retires

A Texas woman, Melba Mebane, worked in sales for Dillard’s department store for 74 years. She never missed a day or called in sick during this time. Melba, 90, has a unique story to tell about her time as Dillard’s employee. Her coworkers and people who worked with her over the years also opened up about Melba. Melba started her career in 1949 at the Mayer & Schmidt department store in Tyler, Texas. She worked as an elevator girl. In 1956, Dillard acquired the Mayer & Schmidt department store, and Melba continued to work for them until she retired on...

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Riley Gaines Lays Into Whoopi Goldberg: “You Don’t Care About Women”

When producers at “The View” invited Riley Gaines on to set the record straight, they probably figured Whoopi Goldberg would have a field day with her. They were wrong. Ms. Gaines joined the show remotely to tell the audience what it felt like to lose to a biological male twice her size. Before she could get three words out, Whoopi shouted, “Just admit you’re a bigot who wants to get rich riding Lia Thomas’ coattails.” Gaines, who looks a bit timid and unassuming, turned immediately into the fierce competitor we all know and love and laid into Whoopi. “You don’t...

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Gary Sinise bursts into tears as Tom Hanks and other celebrities pay tribute his charity work

It’s unlikely that you’ve never watched a movie with actor Gary Sinise. His career has been so vast and encompassing that he’s played every role from policemen to soldiers, and even the villain in some franchises. Even though Gary is most known for his part in Forrest Gump, his career has spanned over decades and he has played dozens of separate and significant roles. You may think that acting is Gary’s true passion with a career that withstood the test of time, but it seems as if he actually has side projects that he is more passionate about than anything....

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Woman Who Raped Underage Boy ‘Hundreds Of Times’ Found Dead In Jail Cell After Judge Refused To Give Her Bail

On March 11, 40-year-old Tina Ketcham was found dead in Linn County Jail, Oregon, just two weeks after she was arrested on multiple child s3x abus3 charges. Speaking to KATU, Linn County Sheriff Jim Yon said: “While performing hourly security checks at 5:10 am this morning, corrections deputies found Tina Ketcham hanging in her cell and unresponsive. Deputies immediately entered the cell, activated medics, and began life saving measures. Albany Fire Department paramedics arrived on scene at 05:18 a.m. and soon thereafter pronounced Ms. Ketcham deceased.” He added that no further details would be revealed as the investigation was still...

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