Kuriozitete

In the following joke, we hear about a teacher who asked a student a question and when they didn’t get the answer they wanted, they began to ridicule the child. In the end, we are left laughing and the teacher learned a lesson that they won’t forget. Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently....

He should have reconsidered his phrasing. A 21 year old blonde girl met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. The body builder takes off his shirt, and while doing so, he exclaims, “Boom!” The blonde says, “What a great chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby!” He then rips off his pants, once again yelling, “Boom!” The blonde is impressed and says, “My, what massive calves you have!” The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” He...

In 1972, boxing champ Joe Frazier stopped by ‘The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.’ Joe comes out to a big round of applause and sits down with Johnny for a spirited interview. Johnny asks when the fight will be between Joe and George Foreman for the heavyweight title. Frazier tells him that January 2nd is the date. Johnny says, “A lot of people said the reason you’re fighting him is because they might take your title away if you didn’t fight soon.” Joe says that isn’t the reason. He says he likes to fight and has won every fight since...

A Kansas farmwife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on a few occasions, When it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialled the subscriber’s house. The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied...

When Tom had enough of the noise coming from his new neighbor Edward’s garage, he decided to end it. He grabbed his baseball bat and smashed Edward’s vintage car. But a few months later, Tom found his pregnant wife missing and Edward’s house locked. Edward lived a thrifty life until he saved enough money to buy a house. When he saw the ad for the sale of an old, time-worn building, he fixed his mind on getting it. “So, the house is yours,” the realtor said and handed the house keys to Edward. Since the building’s former owner passed on...

Charles decided to visit his mother in Maryland for the first time in years only to discover that some young teen had been seeing her every day. He became suspicious of her intentions and chased her off. Then something horrible happened, and the man was taught a shocking lesson. “Why did you come here so suddenly without any notice?” Mrs. Brown asked her son, Charles, who she had not seen in years. “Aren’t you happy to see me?” Charles asked, placing his bag on the floor and taking off his jacket. He lived in New York while his mother was...

An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for. So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said: “I was going to park there!” The man was a real smart alec and he said: “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.” Well, this really upset the lady even more. Therefore she got in her car and backed it up and she then stomped on the gas and...

One day at the garage, the new hire heard that the old master mechanic knew every acronym for every make and model so he decided to put him to the test. “Do you really know what every car brand name stands for?” “Yup.” “Ford?” “That’s easy. It’s ‘Fix Or Repair Daily.’” “Kia?” “Kills In Accidents.” “Fiat?” “Fix it Again, Tony.” “Okay, smart guy, I’ve heard all those before. How about Ferrari?” The old man paused and said with a grin: “Sugar, Honey, Iced Tea.” “How do you know it means that?” the youngster asked. “It’s what every Ferrari owner says...

The Carol Burnett Show was a comic masterpiece that delighted audiences for over a decade. The “Retracing Your Steps, But You Go Way Too Far” sketch from Season 1 of the show is a prime example. The sketch is a hilarious exploration of what happens when you lose something important and have to retrace your steps to find it. Carol Burnett and Don Adams are the perfect comic duo in this sketch. Carol’s zany antics and Don’s deadpan delivery make an ideal contrast that keeps the laughs coming. Their chemistry is palpable, and it’s clear that they are having a...

A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him: “Hey! Come over here, buddy!” The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks: “Were you talking to me?” The horse replies: “Sure was. Man, I’ve got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this stupid farmer bought me. Now all I do is pull a plough and I’m sick of it. Why don’t your run-up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me I’ll make you some money cause...