At school, when little Johnny sees little Suzy he asks her if she’ll climb the flag pole. When she tells him “No”, he offers her $1 to climb it. She says “Yes”. That night she tells her mother how she made $1 today by climbing the flag pole for little Johnny. Her mother tells her not to do it again because all little Johnny wants to do is see her underwear. Next day the same thing happens. But when little Johnny asks her to climb it for $1 and she says “No”, he offers her $2 and she says “Yes”....
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A Sweet Old Lady Is Making Lunch For Her Husband
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on Italian bread, made with turkey, American cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and mayo. The husband walks into the kitchen, sits down, and takes a bite. His wife asks the same thing she always asks: “How’s the sandwich dear?” Every time he would give the same response: “It tastes fine”. He would continue eating with a disappointed look on his face. His wife thinks maybe its time to switch things up a...
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