Jokes

When a man boards a plane with six kids in tow, the curious woman across the aisle couldn’t resist asking a question. His unexpected response? Pure comedy gold. Curious to hear the punchline? Read the full joke below for a good laugh. 😂👇 A man boards a plane with six children.After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks: “Are all of those children yours?” He replies: “No. I work for a c0nd0m company. These are customer complaints.”

In this humorous short story, three elderly men visit the doctor for a memory test. Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for an intelligence test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” he replies. The doctor asks the second man, “What is three times three?” “Tuesday,” replies the second man. The doctor says to the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s three times three?” “Nine,” says the third man. “That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get that?” “Simple,” says the third man. “I subtracted 274 from Tuesday.”

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said: “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her: “Boy, is she going to get in...

A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park. What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: Death Slide, Scream Loop, Wall of Horror, everything! Wow! Five hours later, dizzy and sick to his stomach, he staggered out of the amusement park. They went straight to McDonald’s and her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then they went...

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?” “You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. Get out of bed and try again. You can see...

Dating can be a minefield of awkward moments, unexpected mishaps, and unforgettable blunders. But sometimes, the worst dates make for the best laughs. We’ve all been there — navigating the tricky waters of romance, only to end up with a story that’s more “oops” than “aww.” From blind date mishaps to creative loyalty tests, dating disasters are universal. But why cry over spilled wine at dinner when you can laugh about it instead? We’ve rounded up nine hilarious jokes inspired by dating misadventures. Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere in between, these punchlines will make your heart skip a beat...

A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a v*r*in and I don’t know anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison.” And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.” Turning on his side, he smiles and says, “Then we will have to re-imprison him.” After the...

A state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the back – looking absolutely terrified, eyes wide and white as ghosts. The lady driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?” “Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you...

Humor is a universal language that breaks down barriers and brings people closer. Jokes, in particular, invite us to see the lighter side of life, sparking joy and promoting a sense of community. Ready for a chuckle? Here’s one to brighten your day! A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said: “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!” The ant said: “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight...

“Humor is a universal language that breaks down barriers and brings people closer. Jokes, in particular, invite us to see the lighter side of life, sparking joy and promoting a sense of community. Ready for a chuckle? Here’s one to brighten your day!” A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her: “What are you doing in there?” She says: “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks: “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says: “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.”