Jokes

When the husband shared his “bizarre” health concern, the wife’s response had everyone in stitches. Scroll down to see the punchline… An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?” “In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.” After examining the old man’s...

The late Bob Hope once said “I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.” Today, we are sharing a funny story about a frisky young man, hoping that you will find some hope, despite whatever unbearable thing you are facing. Keep reading if you need a laugh! Picture this: Two teenagers spend hours at a restaurant, exchanging flirtatious looks across the table. When the date is over, the young man drops her off at the house she lives with her family, but before leaving her, he’s hoping for a...

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?” And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says: “You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.” ”Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me,and I...

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?”...

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!” The wife noticed that there’s something fishy in her husband’s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as...

The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?” Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said that?” Helen: “Your husband.” Wife: “Oh.” Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.” Wife: “Who said that?” Helen: “Your husband.” Wife: “Oh.” Helen: “The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.” Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?” Helen: “No, the gardener did.” Wife:...

An elderly married couple had just settled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and declared: “Seven points!” His wife, confused, rolled over and asked, “What was that all about?” The old man grinned and replied, “It’s fart football.” Not wanting to be left out, a few minutes later the wife let one rip and proudly announced: “Touchdown, tie game!” After a short pause, the old man fired off another and boasted, “Aha, 14 to 7! I’m winning.” Determined to keep up, the wife let loose with another big one, saying: “Touchdown, tie game again.” Then,...

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to the room, however, she finds a pair of panties on the floor that do not belong to her! Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says: “I have no idea where they came from I don’t do the laundry, the maid does!” The wife calms down and says: “Oh! So maybe these belong to the maid, could be she was doing her laundry...

Here’s a lighthearted joke to brighten up your day. Sometimes, humor comes in all shapes and sizes—whether it’s a clever comeback or a quick-witted retort, a good laugh is a universal language. Let this classic joke add a little joy to your day: A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOO0……,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs’!

Here’s a lighthearted joke to brighten up your day. Sometimes, humor comes in all shapes and sizes—whether it’s a clever comeback or a quick-witted retort, a good laugh is a universal language. A clever joke can lighten the mood and remind us not to take life too seriously. Whether you’re here for a chuckle or just need a quick break, let this classic joke add a little joy to your day: A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks: “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you...