Jokes

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks. “No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” she says, nibbling at his ear. “Is it your dad or your brother?” he asks, hoping to be reassured. “No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!” she teases. “Well, who the hell is he, then?” he demands. She leans in and whispers in his ear: “That’s me before the surgery.”

Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny come to my office right now…” Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss : “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?” Little Johnny: “Yes sir!, the customer is always right”. Boss : “So what were you arguing about with that customer?” Little Johnny: “He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir”! Boss: “That bustard. What did u say to him?” Little Johnny: “I told him he’s right”

An older gentleman goes to the doctor for a checkup. After examining him, the doctor says: “Everything seems fine, but you should cut out the intimate relations for a bit. It could be dangerous at your age.” The man looks confused and replies: “But Doc, my wife is half my age! Are you telling me I can’t.. you know?” The doctor smiles and says: “I didn’t say you can’t do it. I just said you should be careful. If she dies, people might think you did it on purpose!” 😱🤣

A discontented woman, frustrated by her husband’s recurring tardiness, made the decision to leave a note expressing her dissatisfaction: “I’ve reached my limit and have departed from you.. Don’t bother chasing after me.” Curiosity got the better of her, so she concealed herself under the bed to observe his reaction. Shortly afterward, her husband returned home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before entering the bedroom. From her vantage point, she witnessed him approaching the dresser and picking up the note. After a few minutes, he jotted something down on it, then proceeded to make a phone call....

Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past.The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type” Faba declared. “What’s that? What’s do you mean intellectual type?” Mujo asked with curiosity. “Well, I mean I was dating a man who is very intellectual and intelligent,” explained Faba to her friend. Mujo giggles, and asked, “So, how was it?” “First, he took me to dinner. Then he took me to a cinema movie. And then he took me out for a...

A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says: “Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks: “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde replies: “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says: “First...

Today, we are sharing a funny story about a discussion between a doctor and his wife. Read the full joke below: A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”

A husband said to his wife. “The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street except one…” Wife replies: “I bet it’s Paula”

Marriage can be tough, and sometimes arguments take a dramatic turn. But this couple took it to the next level with their exchange.. Read the joke below: A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled: ”I hope you die, a long, slow painful death.” He turned around and said: ‘So, you, want me to fucking stay?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas. ******** When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” “Everything...