There are certain types of jokes that most people find funny. Typically, they have something in common, and it usually is the back story. Perhaps it is a blonde joke, or it may be a dad joke, but in any case, it fits into a mold.
For some people, there’s nothing quite like telling a good lawyer joke. Perhaps that is why we appreciate the following joke so much, because it hits on the highlights of both a lawyer joke and a doctor joke. Which will come out on top? Read the hilarious story below and find out.
A doctor puts up a sign in front of his clinic.
The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can’t cure you, I pay you $100.
A lawyer decides that it’s his time to shine, so he goes to the doctor. “Doctor, I can’t taste anything anymore. Please cure me!”
The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of drawer 33.
“Wait a second,” the lawyer says. “This is gasoline!”
“There you go. $20, please.”
The lawyer pays and leaves, frustrated. He comes back the next day, determined to succeed.
“Doctor, please cure my memory loss.”
“Nurse, fetch some of drawer 33!”
After drinking the medicine, the lawyer exclaims, “This is the same stuff as last time!”
“Memory fixed. $20 please.”
The lawyer stomp away, displeased. The next day, he comes up with a foolproof strategy. “Doctor, I’m blind! Cure me please.”
“I’m sorry, I won’t be able to cure that. Here’s your $100,” he says, handing the lawyer a $5 bill.”
“Wait a second! This is $5, not $100!”
“Blindness cured. $20 please.”
