WIFE: Honey let’s play a game
HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?
WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run in the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month.
HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!
HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: Are you ready
Husband: Yes ready
WIFE: TURKEY
It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird.
Moral lesson.. Fear Wife!
