A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The guy asked, “Please, I’m dying of thirst, can I have some water?”
The old man replied: “I don’t have any water, but why don’t you buy a tie?. Here’s one that goes nicely with your shirt.”
The guy shouted: “I don’t want a tie, you idiot! I need water!”
“OK, don’t buy a tie, but to show you what a nice guy I am, I’ll tell you that over that dune there, about five miles down, there is a nice restaurant my brother runs. Go over that way, they’ll give you all the water you want.”
