After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand. He begins to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.
“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.
“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling at his ear.
“Is it your dad or your brother?” he asks, hoping to be reassured.
“No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!” she teases.
“Well, who the hell is he, then?” he demands.
She leans in and whispers in his ear: “That’s me before the surgery.”
