An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said: “I was going to park there!”
The man was a real smart alec and he said: “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
Well, this really upset the lady even more.
Therefore she got in her car and backed it up and she then stomped on the gas and ploughed straight into his Mercedes.
“What did you do that for?”, the young man ran back to his car and asked.
The little old lady just smiled and told him: “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”
